i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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