True but thats because hes a fetus.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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