Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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