Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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