It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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