i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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