So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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