I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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