Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
