but the lizard people decide everything anyway
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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