When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Randomize
