we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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