i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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