so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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