I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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