Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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