pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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