Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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