Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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