My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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