Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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