I cockslap morals
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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