So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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