I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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