This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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