Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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