Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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