if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall