College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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