Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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