did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If I die, sorry about rent.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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