i barfeds in our rink
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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