My nipple is on Facebook.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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