I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
false alarm. still invincible.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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