She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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