Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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