Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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