hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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