just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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