Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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