her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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