I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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