Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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