Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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