"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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