I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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