I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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