My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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