She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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