stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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