Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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